Saturday, 17 September 2011

The Visible People


Snarl at us; shove as you pass. But we do not quite forget.
For are we the people of England; and have we not spoken yet?
There is many an English man drinking less cheerfully
Many shopaholics venturing out more fearfully
There are no folk in the world so helpless and despised
As the ‘feral’ thugs with a hunger for violence in their eyes
They laugh at us and shout, but their eyes are wet
Do they not fear us, because have we not spoken yet?

Nicked sports shirted, flying from their gang lands, fists flying and girls,
Vodka smiling, short skirting around with breasts unfurled
Bloodied Boys in Bosworth’s Bar, fishing for girls who go down
Later they’re naked in orgies or comatosed beneath the bar owner’s frown
The eyes of our youth, bloodied with terrible tiredness and lust
Wear their gold, riot, and burn, here it’s only their morality that goes bust
These craven hooded boys, living in quaint monk-like housing, no food to find
Looking for love, in days and nights for anyone who’s kind
The speckled sports bars, enticing and alienating, God we are all weak…
Drinking, fighting, snogging and puking, no wonder they do not speak.

And the faces of these children grow greater than our leaders:
Who trick them, trap them; and in the press, shock Middle Englands’ readers.
Lions led by Donkeys, badly let down, encouraged to be hedonistic
By the men of the new religions, with their economies of plastic,
We saw their glass buildings growing, to menace or disgust,
Sure some were pure but most were vile; but none took heed of us.
We saw the Kids as they were ritually killed, their faces proud and pale;
Few men talked of freedom, while England talked of knives, drugs and ale.

At war with ourselves our visions of Albion crumble, when will we wake?
The Greeks, Germans and other euro doomed unlikely mockery make
As our chips, pounding beats; our English words invade all eyes and ears
Yet our Masters chastise us for our lack of education and lack of fear
So when we take the streets; revert to our free selves, condemn us not then
For we are the daughters and sons of generations of English women and men
Blasted in Iraq, Blown up in the tube, Ripped off in the shopping malls. We accept no blame
We want to be like lions, not keep ourselves in chains
Living in economic ruin, with no heroic work
Just faces and feats on You Tube after mobile phone cameras lurk
These are the faces of Circumstance and Pomp, do they know for what they fight?
As blood is spilled in streets and bars is there anyway to applaud these yobs at night?

Our patch of glory ended; Our wars, under-funded, in far off climes,
Our leaders duck the questions, redacted to hide their crimes
Our laws stagger from bar to bar, hacking & corruption. Being priced out of education
Teens are stricken; it may be, after all, a reflection of the state of the nation.
Or perhaps the shades of the craven hooded men hide eyes of steel,
Playing poker with their lives, the Gods of mammon in front of which they kneel:
JD Sports, Adidas, Nike, Apple, HDTV and Wii
And these new people take the land: and still it is not ‘we’.

They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lives
Kids with anger and honour, who dare to only carry knives.
They’re chastised by the journalists and newsreaders with their dead eyes;
They look at our Labour Lib Dem and Tory as a drunk man undoes his flies.
Politicians’ loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
And now, pissed in the evening; they know only crude songs.

We see men fighting like dogs and hunting in large packs
Yet there is no man fighting as we lyrically wax
It may be they will rise like lions from their slumber and despair
Or that our wrath will descend upon them, no matter whether they care
It may be that they are meant to riot and never rest
Our scorn upon them, a sound-bite, our society, broken, as fear is best?
But we are the people of England; and we have spoken a lot, yet
They snarl at us; shove as they pass. Because they do not quite forget.


 after GK

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Life After Death?


As a Parent there are some questions one is asked that are so fundamental we have to answer them as honestly as we can, one is: “Where do we come from?” Another is: “What happens after we die?” When my five year old asked this I tried a fairy story: “We go to Heaven,” “What’s Heaven?” “It’s the place where God lives, we go there after we die.” “Did God create death?” “Yes.” “Why?” “Well, the day after God created Himself, he was lonely, His loneliness was such that He decided to create the world, and then he sent Death to stalk the world He had created and take people to live with Him in their afterlife.” “Why take the dead and not the living?” “Because God likes Spirits?” “Anyway, I thought God was everywhere!” “He is.” “So why bother with heaven?” “It’s to make sure we behave ourselves, it’s like a big treat!” She laughed and said: “You’re being silly…”

It says in the Bible: “I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.” As a parent I take this as my guiding principle. So I took her to the Natural History Museum: “Look at this Rabbit,” and we saw the Rabbit alive, dead; decomposing: you see there is an afterlife, our decay gives life to other creatures, insects and plants.  She was fascinated.

It is fun to believe in fairy-stories, but there comes a time to put away childish things.


This article appeared in the Oxford Mail on Tuesday August 23rd, page 18.

Friday, 13 August 2010

Michael Gove wins the Prize

Been very quiet recently, I can't begin to make sense of the nonsense that surrounds me. There was I, expecting more of Michael Gove and all I get is this picture of youthful, smirking, smug, incompetence. You couldn't make it up, it reminds me of the quote, from Tom Lehrer about Henry Kissinger being awarded the Nobel peace prize: "It was at that moment that satire died," said Lehrer, "There was nothing more to say after that."

Thursday, 3 June 2010

GTC RIP

At last, my bete noir, the GTC is no more ! This is great news, thank goodness I never bothered to send the cash. Now the reminder they sent me next week for lots of dosh can be framed and put on display to remind me to stick to my principals no matter what the prevailing wind is, or appears to be.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

QCDA RIP

Ta ra QCDA , QCA, or whatever you were known as. Now for the National Curriculum!

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

How the rich neglect their kids

Only 49 minutes with your child, a day, is a disgrace. Whether you are poor, or privatise your care out, you are a disgrace. Especially for the first 3 years of a child's life, there must be one main carer, preferably the mother.  Yet there are extremely well off people, taking mammon over love, and employing nannies, posh nurseries, a myriad of music lessons, dance lessons, sport lessons, to minimise contact with their furthest and fearest. At least the poor have an excuse. And when the 'dahling' kids get home, they are shoved in front of the pianoforte, telly, xbox or other computertainment, no wonder our kids are depressed.

Cuddle 'em, talk to 'em, laugh with 'em, cry with 'em, argue with 'em, tell 'em off, liven up your sterile, upper middle class, minimalist homes with a bit of the mess of human kindness!